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Pssst, listeners! Hermes here. Since Uncle H is still holed up writing this podcast's script, I called in a favor from my old man. Here's a teaser of the next episode. Don't look at me! I'm the God Of Commerce. What can I say? Now, for those of you thinking that Uncle H made an oath ... I hate to be the bearer of bad news but he said "I shall endeavour to ..." which usually means: "I am the Lord of the Dead and I shall find time in my very busy schedule listening to the appeals of fighting farmers in Asphodel ... wait! You thought the Underworld was just a grey wasteland of mindless shades? Boy have I got a story to tell you, but that's for another time. For now, enjoy this little teaser from our latest sponsor.